I was informed by two friends & classmates that although the PSU’s student website is indeed down, there is another site I can log on to and see my grades.
As you can expect I logged on with more than a little bit of nervousness. The biggest worry being my physics class. As the page was loading I quickly took the live chicken I had purchased and sacrificed it over my keyboard. Once loaded and I fanned away the incense smoke so that I could see my grades.
Lo and behold, in front of me was actual proof that the black arts still have sway over our modern lives. Three rows: on each row was the title of a class I took last quarter. Next to each and every title stood a proud, shining letter “A”. 
That’s right, I karate chopped the shit out of those classes. Round-house kick followed by a vicious elbow to the head! Whaa Taaaahaaaaa!
Now it’s possible that the incense smoke was getting me high, but I’m positive that as I looked upon my grades I heard music in the background: “You’re the best around, nothing’s gonna ever keep you down!”.
Just for that, watch next quarter break me… 
Mom
on Dec 21st, 2009
@ 10:51 am:
Congrats. Proud of you and . . . NOT so surprised. I left the STUPID ones in NY.
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Karen
on Dec 21st, 2009
@ 12:10 pm:
See! All that little girl whining for nothing! Good job Shmoopy.
And mom, I’m in TX, not NY.
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Oren
on Dec 21st, 2009
@ 3:40 pm:
WAY TO GO!!! WOO HOO! Good job. Keep up the good work. Not so much the whining, but the good work.
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Dave
on Dec 21st, 2009
@ 6:53 pm:
Good job Daniel Son!
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Chad
on Dec 23rd, 2009
@ 11:56 am:
Hey Kane,
Way to go sir! This is great to hear. There was no doubt you would crush these classes. I hope you realize your drive is too strong to fail. Amy and I wish you all the best.
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